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Thursday, July 17, 2014

The Daily GOP Ignominious And Your Morning Java: Adam Kwasman "Bus Raider" Tea Party Darling

Never before has the TPI staff joined The Daily GOP Ignominious with our Morning Java pieces. Yesterday, progressive news carried a story that warrants the dual punch resultant for over-the-top ignorance and bigotry coupled with efforts at political expedience.

If you are at work with PC within a matter of inches, do now spew that java across your monitor as you follow this piece.

Enjoy while the caffeine kicks-in!!!!

How about a reminder of conservative ignorance and Tea Party ideology to go along with your Sumatra,  Kopi Luwak IndonesianKenya AA, Tanzanian, French Roast, Kona Coast, 'Black Ivory' [Thai Elephant Dong],  Jamaica Blue Mountain, Ethiopian Yirgacheffe, Costa Rican, Espresso,  Moyobama Peruvian Organic, Indonesian Blend, Coffee Latte, Kauai Blend (often bitter), Colombian Red Lips, or your Folgers 100% Colombian?

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Take a look at conservative America, a GOP Tea Party candidate,  A women "Bus Scout" who sounds a false alarm and exactly what some call "Karma."

Some call it "Karma", I call it "living by the gun and dying by the gun" (reference to weapon not related to the old axiom or idiom (If you prefer).

Candidate Adam Kwasman, was in top form at the local anti-refugee protest. His opportunity to shine for the local haters would surely bode well and at no campaign cost.

Anti-Immigration Activists Protest Arrival Of Unaccompanied Central American Children To Housing Facility
Adam Kwasman, a Tea Party patriot running for congress (R), has a heated discussion with an anti-immigration activist during a protest along Mt. Lemmon Road in anticipation of buses carrying illegal immigrants on July 15, 2014 in Oracle, Arizona.Sandy Huffaker—Getty Images

During the source of a rather animated performance for some in the crowd, received what he thought was word for a once in a campaign photo-op. A photo-op replete with opportunity to fire off a Tweet for audience spread and maximum penetrate of voters who hate the thought of re-settled refugees. In the State of Arizona, that means the vast majority of voters would love his Tweet. Hell, he'd have the perfect election archive item and the basis for a zinger of a 30 second ads spot for later in the campaign. 

Life was good and the libido was all charged up.  

The tweet... and an image of his prey the yellow bus rolling down the thoroughfare.   

Oh, the anticipate must have been damned near orgasmic!

Adam Kwasman (R) @AdamKwasman

Bus coming in. This is not compassion. This is the abrogation of the rule of law. #AZ01

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The photo-op passed with time and the successful tea party politician was int he face of a local television reporter and ready for his "Hail Caesar" moment.  

Life was good and getting better by the moment.

Read more and see video after the break below

azCentral 12 News & The Arizona Republic

Ladies and Gents, have you every heard of a "20 footer?"   Kwasman must have felt his 20 foot moment.

A "20 Footer": Have you ever (man or woman) saw what appeared to be the perfect Venus De Milo or Adonis approaching from a distance. Wow, the full physical package looked great from about 20 to 30 feet.  As the subject moved to within 10 feet you realize your subject is no De Milo nor an Adonis (depending on your perspective or preference). Your subject is without any quality that warranted those lustful thoughts that filled your mind less than a few seconds earlier.  In fact, you feel so bad about your lustful hope, you literally want to avoid eye-contact. You avoid eye-contact not based on the physical make-up of the subject, that has now been laid bare.  You want to avoid eye-contact out of pure guilt. You feel so guilty, you fail to even say "hello" as the oasis and you pass each other.

Kwasman had to feel his De Milo oasis was in fact a "20 Footer." Sadly, he even deprived himself of the revelation in private and away from the glaring broadcast of a local news cast (that has now gone viral).   OOOPS!

Another analogy for Kwasman. As he stood before the camera and reporter looking as sharp as a single edge razor blade, imagine the tsunami butt-pucker sphincter contraction upon hearing the bus was full of YMCA kids returning form a retreat.

On more metaphorical analogy I simply cannot resist. you recall a time when the libido was so overloaded you experienced a related physical filling of your procreation tool with action oriented blood? (The things we do to avoid colloquial language that would have saved time and keystrokes; "You got an erection").  A time when all the work-up , anticipation, necking and fondling ended with, "damn, I really have to go or I will be late. We can do this another time, maybe." 

What happened guy, as the word "maybe" rung around your brain like the feeling of an  M-80 fireworks that exploded far too close to your ears? Yes, Kwasman must have suffered a psychological let-down that fell someplace among the three scenarios delineated above.

What an Idiot!  But, what have we grown to expect from the Tea Party?

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.....AND THE Tea Party Band PLAYS ON...

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